Good day, you ooooooooaf. Do you remember me? I wouldn't be surprised if I had slipped your goldfish memory by now. Goodness, it's been so long since we last spoke, dearest Kevin. I missed you so.

I see you've been very busy with your musical endeavors, and that you haven't improved in the least. Worry not, compadre! I've taken the time to clean out all of the trashy compositions from your otherwise flawless musical resume. No need to thank me, I'm just doing my good friend Kirbyfighter a favor!

By the by, friend, allow me to give you a sage piece of advice: DON'T MAKE YOUR PASSWORD SO BLOODY OBVIOUS, YOU IDIOT.

Best regards,

Beatrice the Gold.